THE ORIGINAL A VERY SERIOUS MEME COINSOLANA / $Mouspsycho
Moustachepsycho
Small moustache.
Big business.
The phone is enormous.
The face is unimpressed.
The internet has a new boss.
EXHIBIT 001 / THE CALLBUSINESSIS PERSONAL.
NO SUIT REQUIRED. MOUSTACHE ENCOURAGED.SCROLL TO ENTER THE OFFICE ↓
01 / MEET UPPER MANAGEMENT
Born to yap.
Built to boss.
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Some memes have a dog. Some have a frog. We have a tiny executive with the facial hair of a man who has seen three recessions.
Moustache psycho is a tribute to unreasonable confidence. One blue shirt. One brick phone. Absolutely no idea what the meeting is about.
OPEN HIS FILE ↗02 / THE MANY MOODS OF MANAGEMENTSame face.
Same face.
Different business.
01 / 04
THE ORIGINAL
BOARDROOM ENERGY“This could be a meme.”
002 / MEETING ADJOURNED
AFTER OFFICE HOURS“I'm five minutes away.”
003 / STILL IN THE DRIVEWAY
OUT OF OFFICE“Terrible reception.”
004 / EXCELLENT COMMITMENT04 / THE MASTERPLANA hostile takeover.
THE FULL PLAN ↗A hostile takeover.
Of your group chat.
01
Answer the call.
Introduce the character. Open the channels. Find the other people who understand the moustache.
02
Hire the internet.
Community remixes, gloriously unnecessary meetings and a meme department that never sleeps.
03
Go international.
More characters. Stranger stories. Keep giving the internet something worth passing along.
A CREATIVE DIRECTION. NO DEADLINES. JUST A VERY BUSY MAN.
05 / THE DEALING ROOMKeep an eye
OPEN DEX SCREENER ↗Keep an eye
on the business.
The man.
The myth.
The moustache.
DECLASSIFIED
Every empire starts somewhere.
This one started with a missed call.
He meant business.
Nobody knew which business.
The office had been empty for years. The fax machine was unplugged. The coffee had become a historical artifact. Then, one Tuesday, the phone rang.
On the other end was a voice that said, “Put me through.” Through to whom? Nobody asked. You don't ask that kind of question when the caller already has a moustache.
A very small man.
A very large presence.
He arrived wearing sunglasses indoors and a shirt the color of a clear sky. His phone weighed more than the quarterly report. His silence lasted longer than the board meeting.
He didn't understand the spreadsheet. The spreadsheet, however, seemed to understand him. Within minutes, he had promoted the receptionist, fired the printer and scheduled a meeting with the internet.
“I don't chase the narrative.
I put it on hold.”— THE BOSS, PROBABLY
The joke left the office.
Someone posted his picture. Someone else added a caption. By lunchtime, the moustache had escaped containment. Every group chat suddenly had an executive.
That's the spirit of Moustache psycho: a shared character, an endlessly remixable attitude and an internet that can turn one ridiculous face into a thousand stories.
The lore is fictional. The next good joke could be yours.
Highly unusual.
Fully intentional.
THE MASTERPLAN — V.01
The boss has a plan.
It was written on a napkin.
TO: THE ENTIRE INTERNETRE: THE MOUSTACHE SITUATION
THE ARRIVAL PLANNEDMake the introduction
Make the introduction
impossible to ignore.
Every good character deserves a proper entrance. Set the scene, establish the voice and make the first call.
- Introduce the Moustache psycho identity and website
- Open the official community and social channels
- Release the first character scenes and meme material
- Share verified launch and market links when available
THE OFFICE PLANNEDGive the internet
Give the internet
a seat at the table.
An empty boardroom is just an expensive room. The community makes it an office.
- Community caption sessions and character remixes
- New episodes from the boss's increasingly strange workday
- Shareable reaction images and community art spotlights
- Collaborations with creators who get the joke
THE EMPIRE PLANNEDExpand the universe.
Expand the universe.
Keep the moustache.
The office is getting too small. Take the character somewhere unexpected and let the story keep growing.
- Explore new settings and recurring characters
- Build a growing archive of community favorites
- Develop creative collaborations around the character
- Let community ideas shape the next chapter
CREATIVE PLANS MAY EVOLVE. NO DATES OR OUTCOMES ARE GUARANTEED.APPROVED BY: THE MOUSTACHE